Kris Jenner's outfit = Blanche Devereaux's bedroom. That earns it an A+

No, if an Ugg boot filled with pumpkin spice latté was granted one wish, and it was to be a real human woman, she would date this guy. As for me, I wouldn’t touch any of these guys with someone else’s pussy.

My dad and I danced to Moon River. The Andy Williams version. When I was a wee little baby, Andy Williams had a tv show, and my dad would lift me out of my cradle and waltz me around the room whenever he sang that song. *sniff!*

Maybe the competitors can take a little time off to learn about llamas:

Proof of that is pretty simple.. how many articles had Jez ever written about Tom Hiddleston before this? And now how many have there been over the past couple of weeks?

YES. My boyfriend insists he doesn’t need sunscreen because he’s aged well so far. Sir, you are a blond haired, blue eyed white man who runs outside almost every day. One day you are going to wake up and realize you have transformed into a wrinkled leather bag.

What I find strange is that she just doesn’t seem his type. Kat Dennings totally seemed his type - unconventional, androgynous, quirky. Elizabeth Olsen was in the ballpark, though not as quirky. Swift is none of those things. Maybe I’m reading her wrong. Or him. But I don’t think so. The age difference doesn’t bother…

Honestly, I wish we’d stop giving them the attention they want. Taylor, specifically.

Tom Cruise?

I said this in another comment, but how MUCH DO YOU WANT TO BET that sometime in the future he’ll give an interview where he says (something along the lines of), “The last time I dated someone really famous, it kind of blew up in my face. I’ve learned my lesson to keep things quiet and/or to date non-famous women.”…

He’s had artistic legitimacy, which is from a critical standpoint, worth much more. (He became mainstream with his Loki role.) I love Tay Tay and she is absolutely much more commercially successful in her medium, but her personality is cartoonish and OTT in a safe way... parallel but not exactly similar to Miley…

I think that wearing that wife-beater went past the intended target of ‘cheekily trolling the media’ and landed on ‘too thirsty to be Bond.’ In my case, I have always had a benevolent view of him but from now on, I will always see him and remember the shirt. Like PTSD but for second-hand embarrassment.

Most definitely. But I also think he overshot it and he played himself.

Serious question, if this is for real then why are all of their “paparazzi” photos from the same ad agency and shot in hd? It certainly appears that they are setting these shots up themselves and want all of the attention they are getting.

See your point, but at 35 I never could have worn that shirt. Even in private.

I think they are both too old to act like this in public, real or fake. It’s nasty.

“the luxury of dropping all responsibilities and gallivanting around.”

If *this* is very offensive to you, how do you operate on a day-to-day basis? Are you very offended by everything? The point of the article is not the specifics of her situation—being able to pack up and travel the world, tour through Europe, whatever—but showing that sometimes choosing to be vulnerable even when it…

Seriously. How dare she move on with her life? Doesn’t she know her purpose in in this world is to be miserable and thus entertain everyone else in the world with her suffering? [/sarcasm]

Casey, this entire post is beautiful, refreshing, and rare. And it spoke to me like a dear and trusted friend. Your story is unique to your experiences by the very definition of the word but so broadly meaningful in its universal implications. I too grew up with, and still suffer from severe depression, anxiety and…