If you had given this even two seconds of thought before spouting off like a jackass you might have realized that recent immigrants from countries with extremely corrupt and dangerous governments might be SLIGHTLY more vulnerable to some snakeoil demagogue preaching that they shouldn’t trust this government either. If…

I believe it’s “love is a many splendored thing” as “a many splendid thing” is syntactically impossible.

Nope. Show me your uterus or how many years you have been a certified OB/GYN, otherwise shut the fuck up.

The hilarious part is they’ve mostly been related to Jane the Virgin, which I just watched recently. So I watched it like ‘this is the most cheerful, positive show ever, I feel so much happier now’ but my brain has been quietly stewing on ‘this is the most horrifying shit ever’

fuck this picture, I have a Mirena and I’ve been having pregnancy nightmares all week. I really don’t need the image of a IUD-weilding baby in my head.

I suffered through years of flying anxiety/panic attacks because I had the same worry as you about being “drugged up.” Last summer, I finally broke down and got a prescription for Xanax and it is life changing. I take a really low dose pill about 45 mins before take off  and its effects gradually taper off in 3-4…

That she has a guy to dig up dirt on people. Not an investigator, just a guy that used to work for her husband ...

Oh I do the exact same thing! Flying is so miserable that I purposely stay up late, and book an early flight so I’ll be thoroughly exhausted by the time I board. It helps too since I get travel anxiety and I do not want to resort to using sleep or anti-anxiety meds. It’s nice to be so tired you actually can’t wait…

Even if I never really make it, financially, I will at least save up so I can travel to Europe or some place exotic and fly first class just once.

Dyscalculia! I’m self diagnosed, mostly to excuse all the times I sobbed in high school algebra.

I miss my Sephora splurges. I haven’t had VIB status in like two years because I almost never buy makeup anymore. Actually, I bought a thing of NYX matte liquid lipstick from Target a couple months ago, and I really like it— I might have to buy another one in a more springy color next time I’m there.

I don’t aspire to a life of opulence and excess, but I DO hope I can be wealthy enough to fly business or first class every where. Because economy effin sucks.

And beyond that, flying is uncomfortable for 5' 3" folks like me who sit next to the tall and the plump, both of whom have a bit of natural overflow (not their fault, it just is!)

Whaaaat! Low rise jeans are the actual devil. As someone who “came of age” in the early 2000s I was ENTHRALLED to find out that not all jeans carried the risk of showing my entire ass when I bend down. Midrise or bust.

I got a 300 dollar bonus at work this month for workiversary and I was like “I can’t wait to deposit this in my savings account!” SO!

This may just be my existential despair talking, but most of the time I feel like nothing she could have done would have made a difference. We still would have ended up with the Cheeto in Chief because everybody is sexist and racist and life is terrible and we’re all going to die. 

I watched with my husband, and at the end, I asked him what he thought and it did not go well. I can’t remember the exact words—all I remember is static?—but at one point he accused me of trying to “educate him” and said it felt “unrealistic.”

This is the correct opinion. Look, it’s one thing if you are just trying to live your life and the shark busts in trying to eat you. But the only times humans get attacked by sharks are when they are the ones busting in messing with sharks. Like, I can sleep peacefully at night with zero fear of sharks because I am…

Phoque in French is pronounced fairly well exactly like fuck and means ‘seal’: I wonder if that has something to do with it.

hahaha the same person and I were then talking about whether or not Jason Bateman was hot. I said he was good looking, but not handsome/hot. (This is someone I am friends with IRL which is why I’m not dropping their kinja name, since none of this was happening on kinja.)