You can’t go wrong with a full episode of Full Frontal.

They are called the Royal Diaries series and they are GODDAMN AMAZING. I had the whole collection and I assumed it was lost until my mom cleaned out her attic and found the box she used to pack away my childhood bookshelf. She offered to continue storing it for me (since I live in an apartment) but let me take what I…

It always reminds me of that episode of Laguna Beach where Kristin’s car breaks down and she yells ‘my car is donezo!’ So for me that word is always associated with her.

I think the problem with Twilight is that SO many young girls read it and didn’t realize how abusive the relationship really was - and they’re reading it at age 12-13, when they’re first getting into relationships, as opposed to 4 or 5 when they’re seeing Disney movies and don’t really understand the implications of…

I asked my boyfriend if he’d be willing to do that Vaselgel reversable vasectomy thing if it ever became available, and he was like “lol fuck no. I’m not getting a shot in my balls, are you nuts.”

He said this with a straight face to his feminist girlfriend who has been through two IUD insertions complete with cervical…

And yet it doesn’t change the method of delivery.

Yeah, that’s me.

This is exactly what it’s like. They poke fun at each other. Khloe and Scott usually have the best burns, but Kylie can be pretty snarky.

Like why waste your time? He should just have a conversation with himself and imaginary you alone, in his head so that the real you can just get on with your day in peace.

I know! I hate it when everyone is watching intently as I complete an Excel spreadsheet. I feel so vulnerable!!

YES! My preference for swimsuits is less is more. The less wet fabric touching my skin, the better and wringing water out of unnecessary boob padding is TERRIBLE. IDGAF if my middle aged abdomen makes assholes angry. Fuck those people.

“One of the purest joys I can imagine is drinking into a comfortable couch”

I almost like Bobby’s version of Kylie. Whoever is writing her now needs to find other work.

I agree. But logistically, these are hard. I have a super lacy one piece (I love it and it makes me feel like a movie star from the 1940s) and trying to reapply sunscreen is impossible. These would suffer the same issue.

“How do you even get in and out of these? What if you’re at the pool and you have to go to the bathroom? Do you have to bring a friend in with you to help?”

Recently, my husband asked why it takes me so long to find a swimsuit, as we’re going on a trip in a month and I need a new one. Instead of answering him, I asked him if he wanted to come out and swimsuit shop with me after dinner. We did, and the pattern went like this: he would hold up something he thought would be…

One liner of the night, “dude couldn’t get laid in a monkey whore house with a bag of bananas over his shoulder” referring to craig

Ugh now I have that junk funk smell in my memory nose...him and TRav

The periwinkle controversy of 2016!

She’s a bag of garbage, and not in the fun quirky southern gothic way.