Nope! Not yet anyway

I am probably not *the* mysterious woman referenced by Bigjack, but I have definitely had this experience and it is the shit! I think it’s partly that I’m super blessed in the g-spot area, and partly that I (almost) always find a way to sort of angle my body to line up just right? For me, depending on how much warm up…

Yaaaaas this is the fucking best!

Are you my ex? Haha I just recently realized how fucking rare that is and I feel super lucky.

An ex of mine managed to ejaculate into his own ear! Amazing. Your comment and this memory have managed to give me horrific church giggles at work.

I just texted my friend this exact thing! I am not a huge fan of her’s but this dress is amaze

Literally just here to say THANK YOU FOR INTRODUCING ME TO THIS BEAUTIFUL MAN I HAD NEVER SEEN BEFORE.

Another hot topic! My roommate and I watch it religious (though I’m behind right now because he is on vacation and I can’t bring myself to cheat). I didn’t really care for Megan at first (still don’t love her), but I found myself feeling pretty bad for her over the past few episodes.

Do not be embarrassed! I’ve been mulling this over way too much and I’m glad we have both an oncologist and a Brooks expert in this thread to share some insight...more embarrassing is how invested I am in this discussion haha

My exact reaction haha, thank you for starting this Very Important Debate. I have been dying to discuss this but I’m too embarrassed to see if my coworkers watch it!

I am following this internet debate with way too much intensity and I love it. RHOC 4eva.

I am starring this comment for the emphasis it places on sheep. I just went to Mt. Vernon a couple of months ago and my main takeaway was GO DURING LAMBING SEASON AND ENJOY BABIES.

Agree 100%! I was actually (accidentally) there on St. Peter’s Day, so we saw the pope himself come out on the balcony and then saw the video of him giving Mass. Sadly it was back in the days of Benedict, but it was still awesome!

Excellent use of this gif!

“caught behind a Lansing nightclub”...Ha. As a Lansing native, I am super amused that even the ‘leaked’ story he constructed is completely unbelievable. He must spend at least four days a week in Lansing, does he really believe there are Actual Nightclubs to fuck behind? I would expect a traditional, family values…

This brings my cold heart joy. Though I know they legitimately do some really good rescue work, it doesn’t outweigh the suffering of their captive marine mammals (not just orcas).

This is the best articulation of the difference between those two shows that I’ve ever seen!

Thanks! Jo is one of my all time favorites

Ugh that song has been plaguing me nonstop all weekend and now you’ve started it again! I can’t escape that smarmy asshole.

I can’t help but think of the sad Kardashian assistant that is tasked with maintaining the Instagram Spreadsheet of Endorsements. Obviously there aren’t any non compete clauses, but with all of the tooth whitening, tea, and waist trainers that must be strewn through the house I can’t imagine how they each remember…