Am I the only person who had never heard of these crazy LifeGem diamonds?? I'm just picturing someone saying "Oh my gosh, I love that brooch/necklace/ring, what a lovely stone" and responding "Oh thanks, it's made up of the ashes of my dead cat/grandmother. And it only cost like $5,000!" It might be worth the cost of…

Ahaha I totally agree! I was grocery shopping the other night with my boyfriend and saw him on the cover of some bullshit magazine and started ranting about it at the self checkout. To his credit, my boyfriend was more bemused that embarrassed by me.

I never watched the first show, but do they actually show the surgery happening? I know some reality shows will show the procedure itself (Lamar Odom's fucked up marathon oral surgery, how I wish I didn't know that) and I can't deal with that. And I don't know how they can find a wide audience for listening to these…

My best friend is gay, and it drives me up the FUCKING WALL when people say "Oh my god, I wish I had a gay friend!" Like he's a trophy. The first few times it happened, it really caught me off guard, and I would say stupid things like "but we don't even really shop together..." And I can't help blaming the…

Ah the wrong time period thing! I've always felt like I missed my century, but now I'm like "eh, I like being literate, so I guess this one is okay" and I tried to start taking it as a compliment.

Totally doing this at my desk at work and feeling like a psychopath, haha.

Haha I just saw that episode! Classic.

Haha I feel the exact same way.

He wasn't even! That's the worst part, haha I just had terrible judgment and thought I could help him get his life together and he's grow up to be a super awesome functioning person thanks to ME. Dumb. Fishuneral definitely took the cake though.

I just meant because he had already sort of broken up with me, but wanted it to be a secret and was still trying acting as though we were together when it was just the two of us (ie messing around, telling me he loves me, talking about working things out etc. etc.)

Call me a terrible person, but my biggest issue with this episode was the fact that I couldn't un-see Patrick Wilson as the pedophile in Hard Candy, and kept expecting Ellen Page to pop up in a chat window on his computer, or thinking that Lena Dunham was her friend that she thought he murdered.

Not directly related to Valentine's Day, but I had an ex who broke up with, but told me we should keep it a secret in case we decided to get back together (what.the.fuck.) He was totally back and forth about the whole thing, and then semi cheated on me with two girls that we both worked with. I found out, things ended…