Yeah, this is all very sweet!  Seems like a nice dude.

We play in a stadium that is mostly known for sewage backups & being the second most dangerous stadium parking lot in America.

Fucking Donny Bousel!

It’s not anymore? That sucks! It was invariably guys from Utah or the like but it was fun to watch.

I would pay good money to see video of all of you trying to re-enact Top Gun.

HIT! SHAKE! That’s adorable.

That eye and that fly thing...

That’s a lot of words for: NEVER EVER DO THIS.

Anyone else have a terrible moment of seeing this headline and thinking he had died?

And once again, full credit to Jim DeRogatis (and Abdon Pallasch back then) for staying on this case and reporting it for nearly 20 years.

What terrible thing did you say about The Lion King, you monster? (Unless it was about the completely useless new animated film, in which case carry on.)

You are not my “friend” if you’re going to indulge in this murderer-excusing nonsense. The “origins of her passing” were when Melvin shot her after the police did nothing about him.

I am sure the officer has gotten many false alarms

You mean the murderer.  Who murdered her.

I default to “Meghan McCain” because both of them are parasites I am quite happy to ignore.

I have literally never even heard of this plan.

Yes. Because they are both awesome.

England scares me.

Awwwwwww

I had to check the math on this and holy shit, you’re right. That sucks.