“Low and nasty” is the name of his penis.

Excellent, thank you.

The Seattle Times refuses to let me use AdBlocker and block 30 intrusive elements, so how much is Seattle going to get scammed for in this deal?

Looks like they’re also trying to push that nonsense about the slaveholding rebels at the Alamo being “heroes” again. 

None of which changes that he’s not a Democrat. 

Whatever, weirdo. 

Starting with the myth that the DNC didn’t treat Sanders, who had no business running in that primary, fairly. 

That ranking is weird.  It list Sanders as a Democrat, for one thing. 

Naw, they did a pretty good job selecting an actual Democrat on their own. 

Once again, for the conservatives pushing this crap: anecdote is not data.  Who cares if he was nice to a few people if the data shows him to be a monster in general?

So which party is Bernie going to join for a month just so he can fuck with their primaries this time?

Plus he managed to be the least-dorky-looking person in this photo.

“I do believe you’d get your ass kicked.”

I’m certain the only reason a post isn’t up yet is because everyone at Jezebel HQ is high-fiving right now.

A spokesman for Haley told the Times that plans to purchase the curtains were made in 2016, under the Obama administration

Yeah, I’m curious about this internet scorn as well. What happened there?

Ju-lie Bowen!  Ju-lie Bowen!  And then go back and give all of her Emmys to someone who deserved to win.

Wait, you thought he had charm in Mission Impossible?

I want an entire COLUMN of grandpa stories like this.

Apartment hunting with Andy Blitz!