At least you gave us a fair warning about your review by referring to Emily Heller and Janelle James, two very funny people, as "unfunny." Thank you for making sure we knew not to trust the rest of this.

Wait. Did they actually bring back that block of wood who was Hawkguy? Jesus.

New streaming service? No deal.

Just sticking that description in my pocket for September, thanks.

His weird, threatening looming over Michelle was a sever "what the hell?" moment for me.

God damn it.

Yeah, that's a really good trailer. (I laughed out loud at the shot of his imagining her driving around all day.) And c'mon, Alison Tolman, so I'm all-in.

With Joe reaction lines.

Neither! Eerie was an NBC show.

Bullshit science? Oh, CSI!

Nice to see Tribune columnist Eric Zorn made the schedule.

I saw an ad for it the other day and I was kind of amazed Rosewood, the PRIVATE PATHOLOGIST (as if that was a thing) show is still on. I assumed that was a one-and-done.

Ah, Chomsky. He was a good cognitive scientist and he's not as annoying as Ayn Rand.

Yeah, I think it's time to delete those unwatched Family episodes I had on the DVR.

It all comes across as Jack Playing Jack, like Witches of Eastwick.

Aw shucks.

I don't hate them but my favorite version of Radiohead is, and this is not a snarky joke, the Amanda Palmer cover album.

Why do you hate America?

Most of the movie is fine, but Nicholson is a terrible attempt at Joker.

Jinx!