I'm not convinced Kevin Hart is as talented as he thinks he is.

Works for me. He's a talented guy who's just had terrible taste in parts so far (but oddly, he's about the only good part of The Internship).

When did Google open a chain of pre-kindergartens?

How long until Craig Nelson blames this on Obama?

The book is worth reading for the Mt. Washington section alone, I think.

Ab-so-lutely.

He was the dull problem with Strong and he's even more of a problem without her to prop him up.

I'm going to give her credit for one thing; she was really good as part of that Good Morning Miami sketch they occasionally do.

"and the Weekend Update desk will stay in the hands of Colin Jost and Michael Che."

That's a good choice, but my favorite is, of all things, the segment directed by Gérard Depardieu and written by Gena Rowlands, Latin Quarter. I adore that little story of a couple meeting for the last time before their divorce and making their peace with each other. Rowlands and Ben Gazarra are so, so good in that.

And it's a *great* section. I love that Alexander Payne plays Oscar Wilde in that short (as well as directing the final segment, that great piece with Margo Martindale), And note that Craven does work on the vampire segment; he's the first victim of the vampire!

To be fair, coconut does suck as a flavor.

Like, for instance, the resident of the District Of Columbia who don't even have a a voting representative in Congress, any representation in the Senate and whose city council is subject to the whims of Congress. In our god damned capital city.

Too late to save Hannibal, sadly.

A character note I adore for Jameson in the first Spider-Man movie? He's been riding Peter's ass all movie, cheapskating him on pay and the like, but the moment the Goblin tries to threaten Jonah into revealing the source of the Spider-Man photos, Jonah on a dime refuses to give up Peter. He's an asshole, but he's…

Not necessarily, but Jackson has said many a time that he asked for a purple lightsaber.

Sure. But seeing as they were committing treason against a government 3000 miles away that wasn't representing them (there were no members of Parliament representing the colonies) it's not like Britain was keeping up their end. The traitors in the American south were members of the US government, sworn service…

The USA, so my business. Government property has no business promoting traitors.

Government property? My business.

You're right, we do need to remove Ronald Reagan and Jefferson Davis' names from any government property.