Eh, of the ones I've seen Crash isn't even in the bottom five. (Five worse Best Picture winners: Cimarron, Calvacade, Gone With The Wind, Broadway Melody and The Greatest Show On Earth.)

Pretty much, yes.

Half of my Twitter last night was people warning me against Armada.

Those definitions are pretty hilarious. Going by Free Dictionary c), a pizza is a sandwich.

We sane people are happy to take a little time to explain this.

A hero/sub/cheesesteak is not a sandwich either, as it's one piece of bread.

One piece of bread, so not a sandwich.

Nope, that it's not cut in two. A sandwich, unlike a hot dog, has two or more slices of bread.

You mean an Italian Beef?

"Who cares if a bike has two wheels and a car has four! What a trivial distinction!"

The Will Smith one.

AKA, apparently, people who can't count. One piece of bread = not a sandwich.

Who *are* these weirdos? You might as well tell me there are people who think a hot dog is a sandwich.

Or a book made up of Mad Men episode descriptions on the on-screen guide.

*sniff*

Good call on Tuppence Middleton, obviously.

That's some seriously good casting there! Finally NBC is putting together a show that doesn't scream disaster (Peter Pan) or "great cast lead by a complete bore" (Sound of Music).

Yeah, but Fargo season 2 doesn't have Vince Vaughn, so we're already far ahead.

"You don't own Blonde On Blonde?!?"

That and "To Build A Fire." God damn it, London.