Look, if we get Boston Rob saying "And the first person voted out of Survivor: Chimichanga is…..Jeff" after turning over the unanimous ballots, I think we all win.

What little stunt? Not pigging out on all the food right away and getting pilloried for it?

"A player who quit for no reason was still more likeable than a bunch of people who searched her bag based on nothing, then found food, ate with shit-eating grins, and then took the moral high-ground. "

Owned up to what? Having a bit of trail mix left in her bag after everyone else pigged out and ate their food right away and then they went into her things and pigged out on the food she prudently stored for later and then somehow blamed her for it? Julie had nothing to apologize, own up for or feel bad about in…

HAH! Indeed, horrible typo that's weirdly appropriate.

Boner: led by Philip!

Same here, I think. Unless Jaclyn blindsides Jon which would be AWESOME.

SOMEONE ELSE LOST SOMEONE! HUZZAH!

"That Joseph Finn, always wrong this season, amiright?"

HvV is a horrible STD.

My middle name is Jerome! *wins by default, grabs conch, kills the pig*

I'm winning that season!

You would think, but apparently not.

I'd love to see Jaclyn blindside him.

Yes. Editing wise, yes.

Thank you. I'm apparently the only person in my household who thinks everyone besides Julie acted abdominaly in taking the small amount of food she had and then acting like she had stolen their last scrap of bread. The dicks. She should have fucking gone off on those asses.

Jesus, Julie. That was seriously pathetic. You should have been up in their faces about their going through your stuff, eating the small amount of food you'd kept after they ate everything like pigs and then somehow blamed you for it. Yes, you're angry. Be angry. Go out a survivor, not a quitter.

It was good and fun?

Also, Ti West.

Same here. It leaned into the silliness, had fun with it and was a good time all around.