Four minutes later, the stadium popped right back up off the ground and kicked the penalty.

The auto play video ads are fucking pathetic and need to stop.

We need another Rod Stewart crying video. Go Celtic!

As an "unbiased" Royals fan, can we just make sure to include Bo Jackson.

As pioneered by the greatest mind of our era, Arthur Fonzarelli:

Celtic can play for pride, that could be enough to get them a win.

I'm still mad that I lost my star, and I don't care what kind of Sneetch that makes me.

I say we vote for Randy Poffo, because this is likely his only chance at entering a hall of fame.

If I know Deadspin commenters like I think I know Deadspin commenters, the best course of action would be to use our power to rename it the National Baseball Hall & Oates of Fame.

Pete Rose.

Trade it for two votes to be named later

I must confess, I have never heard of this person but I definitely assumed it was badly misspelled reference to Mario Balotelli.

WHAT THE FUCK. Spoiler alert much?

I guess you've got two choices. Either a gigantic ass, or Brandon Moore's butt.

Right. Kids shows generally have a ton of character development, how silly of these mums to not stick with the show longer.

You know, you sound like a real dick when you write stuff like that. If people adopted your view on knowledge we'd still be in the stone age.

well, for one: i made my first post that's grayed out still when the game hadn't even started yet. so i did not think "hey, ukraine have a good chance down 2-0 at half!"

Well, there's 3-0.