Where's the "UPDATE: I WAS WRONG", Greg?

And just like that, France tied on aggregate 2-2 before HT. I would guess that France is going to qualify now.

The "Arsenal fucked" and "Bosnia is kicking the USMNT's ass" jokes have already been made, right?

Seriously, how fucking hard would it be to say "Last night's scene on Scandal" or "Talking about THAT scene on Scandal" and not ruin it for people considering that it aired less than 24 hours ago? A half-assed apology at the end of the article doesn't really make up for the fact that I came to read Jezebel and got the…

Still a strong offering for those like me, whose primary time to game coincides with my girlfriend's primary time to watch bad TV shows in the evening. Sure, honey, watch Revenge, I'll just play AC4 on my Vita!

When I lived in Italy, every pizzeria I went in served a cold pizza that was just dough topped with shredded lettuce and mayo so y'all need to cut it with this what is/what isn't real pizza shit.

In drag racing, this is called the Green Gas Tank effect. One of the racers in the early days of drag racing hit upon some good ideas and started beating his competitors. He had also painted his gas tank with some green spray paint he had lying around to help it simply look better than a rusty tank. A couple of weeks…

Why should Wilson get rid of it? ARod still has Cameron Diaz hanging around.

Hey, those skits aren't all that ol- Wow. Ten years, really? Fuck.

I used to wear this shirt when I was a kid. Circa 1992. Mine was blue though. I used to think that the idea for Space Jam came because Michael Jordan saw me wearing this shirt. I was a dumb kid.

Hartford Whalers fans, meanwhile, continue to "eat a dick," per NHL directive.

I want to see one for the Whale.

Ask him to rattle off as many english curse words he can in 10 seconds and get it on video.

In Finland we have this saying:

A little early in hockey season to hold up the cup, no?

Nice try getting me to look at close ups, Barry. but there's no way I'm going to check a Slovakian.

This is exactly my thought.

Or making the next "Greatest Hits" video when the guy you taunted gets a shot at you coming across the middle later in the game or year. If I was that DB I know I would be getting 15 against me later on and probably a letter from the Hammer about my fine the next day.