1998 - Utah Jazz over the Chicago Bulls. Would have been nice for Stockton and Malone to win a championship.

Funerals. Good hell are funerals expensive.

I don’t understand how anyone can defend Bertuzzi’s attack on Moore. One of the worst cheap shots ever.

None. As an IT guy that has repaired many printers, all printers can go to hell.

None. As an IT guy that has repaired many printers, all printers can go to hell.

Yes and no.

Yes: We are spending money on an item that will eventually be owned by my wife and I. Hopefully, we will have it paid off before I die in my early sixties. I’m 38 now and the last three men in my father’s bloodline have died in their early sixties (including my father last year). If we have the house paid…

I completely agree with you. The more topics I try to learn about, the faster the time passes. The only time that time seems to slow down for me is when I’m bored. It seems that when there is more stimulation that time passes faster while when there is less stimulation time seems to slow down.

I can’t express how happy I am to see Cannibal Corpse referenced in this column. Great job, Drew! Merry Death Metal X-mas to me!

P.S.
If you thought the lyrics to “Perverse Suffering” are over the top, go check out the lyrics to “Orgasm Through Torture”.

Christianity (specifically, Mormonism).

My biggest habit forming success occurred thanks to Lifehacker. I don’t know how I found the article, but the article was about the Jerry Seinfeld “Don’t Break the Chain” method. I was beginning my computer networking studies for a new role at work. After reading the article, I figured that would be a good way to keep…

It would be great to see a list of online universities as well. I’m planning on attending an online school because I work full time.

I would like to publicly thank Linden’s defensive lineman #1 for finally giving me a reason to stop caring about football (high school, college, and pro). It was difficult to tune out all the problems off the field, especially the sexual assaults and domestic battery, and still care about the product on the field.…

I’ve yet to forgive my deceased father for allowing me to become a Cubs fan. Pisses me off.

I figured that Momocon would be a Mormon convention.

Damn, that’s rough. I’ll never look at Joe Buck the same.

I was sincerely hoping that the Eagles would draft a punter or long-snapper in the first round last night. Just to keep this “What the Hell is Chip Kelly doing”-train rollin’.

I feel the same way about their first two discs (self-titled and "Weightless"), but I really dig their newest disc. I think they finally got their songwriting figured out.

Glad there is at least one heavy metal Lifehacker out there besides me.

I'll call that lineup and raise it with Aeon, Cannibal Corpse, and Behemoth (which I got to witness last week). I'm still giddy about seeing them all.

Still working great for me under two different Gmail accounts (work and home). I use labels for the search query.

Multiple Inboxes is my #1. Wouldn't know what to do without it.