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I highly recommend Aeon’s newsletter (and their site). www.aeon.co

December is a rough time for my family. We’ve had at least four deaths in our family that happened in December, but two of them hit us the hardest: my brother’s death 16 years ago come the 12th/13th (2003) and my step-brother’s death a year ago on the 3rd (2018). Both deaths were unexpected, so the shock adds another…

Idaho Falls, ID: Abracadabra’s is THE place. Wonderful food and the portions might even be too big. I usually get their “breakfast nachos”, but everything I’ve ever had there has been great.

When the headline stated a “Nutty Finish”, I feared that a PornHub video would be embedded.

Stole (and modified) this from a joke made by Gene Hoglan (a tremendously talented drummer, by the way) back in 2010, but it’s a good motivator:

“Kick motherfucking ass like an ass-kicking motherfucker.”

If you have your wedding outdoors, then keep a lookout for eyesores behind the ceremony area.

We had our wedding in the front yard of my mother’s house. The house is on a corner lot, so people parked their cars on the road behind where we set up our arch. What really sucked was that my dad parked his ugly ass…

I know my pump up song will not make the list (and that is perfectly fine), but here it is anyway:

Collinsworth said it.

I shift between three types:
silence (headphones on, but no sound),
repeated sounds (www.noisli.com or Relax Melodies Android app), or
DEATH METAL (Ulcerate, Cannibal Corpse, Aeon, Meshuggah, etc.).

My vote goes to Hobby Lobby. Given a choice between going to Hobby Lobby and having Aroldis Chapman throw a can of Campbell’s Chunky soup at my dick, I’d choose the Chunky.

You nailed it, Coldpasta. Well done.

Same with the guys at the far left of the bench. They bailed out quick, fast, and in a hurry.

These are the type of hits that Trump thinks the players want, right?

Mr. George Carlin did this on his best HBO specials. His best opening: “How’s Everybody Doin’ Tonight?” from You Are All Diseased.

I remember watching a Cubs @ Expos game and Dave Martinez hit a grand slam in the first or second inning. That slam catapulted him into becoming one of my favorite players for a while. I made sure to keep any of his cards in a protective plastic sleeve because I was sure his cards were going to be worth something…

• Take your cues from our President and look directly at the sun, retinal damage be damned? No. We were very safe and added paper plates to our glasses to make sure we didn’t harm ourselves. Some of us value our eyesight.

Based on what we have seen from white nationalists, if we were to put each assertion (white nationalist / care for all people) into a Venn diagram, the circles would not overlap.

Not with these noodle arms I got. No way in hell.

“Ya, yah, yea, or yeah?”