Guidance and Very Special Episode were fine, but this is what I’m here for. Still wish we were able to have this much fun with the humans, but I’ll take this much fun with the Gems any day.

Ah, weird. I clicked [Previous] and [Next] in the review section for Steven Universe and neither were mentioned and then when I clicked [See All], they weren’t listed either. It doesn’t help that 90% of the time the full page doesn’t load properly.

Little thing I noticed: Because Peridot always sings the last line of the intro song solo, Shelby Rabara always has a credit at the end of the episode, whether Peridot appears in it or not.

Let’s just say that you don’t want ‘em in your kidneys.

Steven Universe Future sees Steven finally grappling with his darkness

Sounds serious. Is it infectious?

I have never heard of a teenage boy having a full skincare routine.

How long do you think Steven will stay a vegetarian?

Ahem: lapides.

Based on the first paragraph, this sounds like what someone might make if they didn’t know how to adapt Fullmetal Alchemist.

Yes, he appears to be one of those few men who look younger with facial hair.

Obligatory Launchpad quote: “HI NICE TO MEET YOU I’M EVERYBODY’S FRIEND.” 

I’m so happy they got William Sadler back for this. He is the best thing from any of these movies.

That phone booth still first time me have ever seen Keanu look his age.

[Air Guitar]

Bogus!

Fingers crossed that Kristen Schaal is going to be the new Rufus.

Excellent!

Black List drinking game: