I believe in equality and all those things, but....... Mayo is the worst condiment.

I wonder if it’s physically painful being that stupid.

They can keep their penises to themselves. That would be grand.

When Bubba graduates do you think I could hire him as my assistant? There's lots of stuff of my desk for him to knock over

Agent random cat Bubba is clearly just “chillin” as you say. Bubba is in no way attending classes in order to learn precious human secrets about things like thermodynamics and nuclear fusion in order to construct a power plant for team cat hq. Because that would be totally ridiculous and completely unbelievable.

3. Megyn Kelly is leaving to finally have the Y in her first name removed and replaced with an A.

Exactly. The author is trying too hard to find a dramatic incongruity where there is none.

It’s not clear, during the many years they were together, that Hope had meaningful work—not consistently, anyway, not as benefitting someone with an Ivy League education and multiple graduate degrees.

“we’re trying to have a goddam society here” — I love this so much.

Fighting the urge to scroll back up to see what you're talking about. Goddammit I will win this fight.

It’s sort of like that with everything, though. Women leave the house without makeup and we’re chastised and told our husbands will cheat on us for letting ourselves go. Meanwhile, everyone is embracing the dadbod and calling it super sexy. Why isn’t my pregnant flabby ass sexy?!?! The husband has a big belly (which I…

Very well-written article. Well stated, cogent, and laudable. Thank you.

In the last six months, I have seen extensive speculation that the Obamas will:

And to those people I say: My mom went out with my dad because she wanted to meet my dad's roommate. He badgered her into dating him. He had to badger her into marrying him.

They fucking hate each other. It sounds romantic from the outside, but it is not. cute. up. close.

Absolutely fascinating.

I thought the suit Tweet was a reference to the crazy hubub that happened the last time the President wore a very ugly tan suit. I mean, I like to think it's a burn on ol' Boner, but I doubt it.

As someone with a subscription to The Economist, this is the BEST DAY EVER!