Yeah, please fuck off forever. I’ve lived through catastrophic natural disasters. People need to eat and drink clean water. Christ, go jerk yourself off with Atlas Shrugged again, you wretched piece of shit.

Kinja needs a down vote button. Most of your rant has nothing to do with the story above. Since you brought it up, the media did EVERYTHING it could to make sure a liberal won the White House.

Of course I know that. I’m not trying to be all high and mighty over here. Just don’t want to be associated. And let’s be real, 716 is dog shit. Most miserable people on the planet.

People I did not expect to save Obamacare, ranked:

The Grandy Man can have his heart broken, too.

585 sucks in its own unique ways, and I think you know that.

Believe me I know in two examples:

I’m gonna go with having a sunken-in meth face at age 35.

But how are people at the concert gonna know that you like the band?!

The sweet, grey 315. Expansive country and small cities without the charm of either

Hey! Do NOT lump us Rochesterians in with the 315ers.

To be fair I’d rather be terrible in LA than in Buffalo.

Still better than San Diego.

My cousin’s kid has always though the Bills logo was a single tear being shed by the Buffalo...she’s 7.

god DAMN that was good

And in fact he was a lousy soldier, graduating at the bottom of his Annapolis class (which means flunking calculus and not turning in work, rather than being a rebel), getting wings he almost certainly didn’t qualify for, and dodging a well deserved grounding because he was Navy royalty. Most men don’t get a chance to…

It’s not legitimate MMA until Dana White awkwardly shoehorns himself into a photo with the fighters.

I hope our brave FIRST RESPONDER (ret.) was not injured while bravely defending our freedom!

Third take:

Fox News is already declaring this a War on Rasmus