No one has been this happy that a Jackson has finished since Evan Chandler.

While not denying the racist undertones of the dress code, I DO appreciate the change from XXXXL white T-shirts and chains to fly-as-fuck tailored suits.

The Orioles are good and fun.

Good God that pick and throw by Machado - effortless!

That’s the kind of call you see in a little league game right after the umpire comes back from an intensive weekend-long training course and wants to prove to everyone he knows all the rules now. Horrible.

This is a reminder that a call up to AA would mean Tim Tebow is a proud Binghamton Rumble Pony, which is just fantastic.

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In the last 24 hours, the Celtics went down 0-2 to a laughable Bulls team, Aaron Hernandez committed suicide, and Gronk yukked it up with a propaganda minister nobody respects.

He was screaming like an idiot and fell to the ground like a toddler, causing his own injuries. Afterwards he comes back on the airplane babbling like an he’s been through real trauma.

You have no rights on an airplane, do as the flight crew says or bad shit will happen.

Being forced to board a later flight isn’t exactly fighting for Democratic representation in Tiannemen Square *eyeroll*

‘Look at this, right now you’re in spring training working out, and we’re with our people, with our silver medals.’  

A workman like guy who hit 47 home runs last year, was cheaper than Bautista, younger than Bautista, and had a better season. I’m not sure why there’s even controversy about this.

They afforded Davis and Trumbo and may in fact have enough money to drop on Manny’s front lawn.

Normally I don’t respond here but I have met Jim and he is a great guy and a great coach. Sure I am a Syracuse homer but the Deadpan hate is just silly. You guys should love this guy, he speaks his mind and calls out the NCAA all the time (and the ACC this week). He is a perfect Deadspin commenter. There should be…

If I had to choose between Vanderbilt or Syracuse, I’d choose Syracuse, when it realistically should be neither given the complete blandness of the non-automatic bid, non-top 25 at-large selections.

*sigh*

freedom of speech sometimes comes with consequences, my good bitch.

Ranadivé had just watched his star drop 32-12-9 on the best team in the world and return to the locker room as a swaggering conqueror, and his reaction to this was apparently, “That’s it. I can’t take it anymore. I have to trade this guy.”