...he’s joking.

First rule you should learn......a car does not make you faster around the track.

It is only on while the car is parked. You click “unlock” on your fob and it illuminates.

True, but it’s also 15-20K more at sticker than these two buggers.

If that truly were the case, I’d never see a VW on the road.

never valet, not even once.

Because America is a synonym for loud and obnoxious in foreign places?

10/10 would watch.

How is this not already a thing?

How about these:
cars: rally, road course, desert race
motorcycles: motocross, trials, road circuit
totally bonkers: aerobatic plane, off shore race boat, trophy truck

AMERICAN MUSTANG

Yeah. I’ve heard a thing or two about those American Mustang cars. I’ve heard they are made by some American company .

Get the Orlove/ Tavarish/ DeMuro clan together, this must be done!!!

How about a motor-triathlon? Run to your motorcycle, then ride to your speedboat. Maybe fit a car in there somewhere.

That’s all well and good, but if I set my alarm for 20 minutes, I’ll lay there thinking about falling asleep for 20 minutes.

I’m a non-napper, unless I’m super-tired or hungover, because napping throws off my internal clock. Kinda sucks, because I’d actually like to nap more.

Am I missing something in terms of how food service works? Why wouldn’t the hostess walk over to the table with the lady who stole the reservation and say “get the hell out?” Then everyone stands there watching as they have to leave in shame. It’s PF Changs, there will always be more customers, why not humiliate those…

I'd ask the manager to send my bill over to "Mom". I'd tell him I'll pay up, not to worry. Just to see what "Mom" will do if presented with her "son's" bill.

Yeah, but then you’re making life decisions based off a Youtube video about rolling your fucking sleeves.

My face is already quite punchable.

Don’t waste your time. Do at least the CB500. Unless you’ve never ridden anything at all with 2 wheels, those little 250s will bore you to tears within a week. They don’t go, they don’t stop, they don’t corner, their ergos are just “eh” and they’ve got third world build quality.

I feel bad for that guy. He wasn’t giving it excessive throttle or tearing out of there like a jackass. The way it just slid out from under him while almost completely upright the dealer probably covered the tires in some kind of wax or tire shine bullshit that caused him to go down.