In Moscow, potatoes grow you.

Virtue signaling, on MY internet!?

I also think it’s pure Loki to have the first kiss be a small distraction to shove him into the doorway. For her, it had as much meaning as Jasmine kissing Jafar.

Is kissing yourself incest? I don’t know. I’d fuck myself.

It’s masturbation. Go with it, you prude

I think it’s more akin to onanism, so perfect for Lokis.

i take it you haven’t spent as many hours kissing mirrors in drag as i have.

 Mmmmmmmm baken

You magnificent bastard.

Peggy Sooooooey! Got Married

< ahem >

I see what you did there.

This sounds like Taken but with a pig.

Look up in the sky! It’s Captain England and Wales!

Well... I’d rather have six tight episodes than rambling messes like the Netflix Marvel shows.

He might open a chain of barely passable sandwich restaurants.

You must have really liked that vampire one.

James Bond would like a word with you, Cayde-6's Unloaded Dice.

I’m not sure you actually know what espionage involves. Her skills are “Beat People Up” and “Shoot People With a Pistol”.

Why would they change? they make absurd money and a majority of fans love their current style. If you start making movies for A.A Dowd you can probably drop the viewer score in half and take away a majority of the money that make off movies