Morris dancing is also ripped-off from black people, believe it or not. The name comes from ‘Moorish’, e.g. North African.

The Killers.

Yeah, The Ozark Mountain Daredevils are due for a comeback any second.

I’m sure Kid Rock can work a banjo into his act.

Say what you will about Mumford & Sons, but name me one other band that was able to trick their fans into believing their entire discography wasn’t the same shitty song played over and over again.

It figures. Lumber companies have been quietly laying off tree exorcists (or Arborcists as they’re known in the “biz”) for years now in an attempt to cut costs and improve profits.

This is all another of Covid’s impacts. Before the lumber shortage, the producers would just throw away the possessed pieces, but now they’re too valuable for that. 

It’s a chicken/egg situation. You build a cross out of wood to de-Satan the wood...but the wood you built the cross out of is filled with Satan. So you build a cross to de-Satan the wood from the first cross, but it’s infested with demons. So then you build a third cross...

The “DEBATE ME!” thing is so funny to me.

These are shunning-worthy crimes for me.

That apology is the quintessential mask of CHUD-dom. I think by the time you are buying into idiots like Andy Ngo or Tim Pool, you’re not doing anything by mistake, you’re a perpetually aggrieved alt-right stooge.

Fuckit, I’m not white but I do have my dad’s 120-year-old banjo behind me.

- Sir Terry Pratchett OBE

And Elvis stole only eight-part medieval plainsong.

It’s OK. I’m sure he’ll leap right into another platinum-selling band that heavily features banjo!

Right?

It is very odd as Brits usually only steal African American music. 

Imagine being too lame to stay in Mumford and Sons.

It should have been phrased “inexplicably British Americana band.” Because it’s a *very* American style of folk they’re doing.

So staying with the band was a Ngo go?

Oh no, where will we ever find another white dude who can play the banjo? /s