“The stories about moms leaving kids in cars while they go to a bar or a job interview or gamble?”

Yes, because Manny’s strengths (speed and stamina) are those that more rapidly deteriorate with age. I’m not saying he would have won five years ago, but I do think it would have been a better fight.

“video store to pick up a nightcap”

Can’t believe you left the #2 ringtone OF ALL TIME: Silent.

+1 Not just the best goal of the match, but one of the best in the CL this year. Lahm’s cross is spectacular.

It is magnificent in Stove Top stuffing, an easy savory application that can be dangerous if you don’t mind your portion.

I suppose I should expect condescending superiority from you guys, it’s a theme among the tones of your posts. It’s my folly and naivete to think that you wouldn’t feel the need to literally insult your readers for asking a question about your editorial standards (and please feel free to direct me to an FAQ or…

Dammit. Typoes aren’t so annoying when troling, but really underminds a seriesous question.

This is literally the only highlight you would ever post from a Saudi league match, so calling it interesting and of reader interest is questionable. I’m sure you’ve gotten plenty of clicks, but don’t conflate hits with interest.

Sorry that you are apparently offended about a question (and thanks for letting me know…

What’s the editorial rational for posting this kind of injury? It’s not from a league anyone watches, or a player anyone has heard of, there’s plenty of actual sports happening today, if I wanted to be on somethingawful.com that’s where I’d be.

By the way, in a legal sense, testimony, including that of the accuser, is in fact evidence.

You stated an unproven fact as fact. I noted that. You called me a dumbshit.

Fucked her right in the pussy.

Look at you, brilliant legal mind, stating facts like “she wasn’t raped’ with no evidence.

Just like it did for OJ. Wait, even that’s a poor comparison as OJ was actually tried and acquitted.

This isn’t legalspin, but is the standard of proof lower in a civil case? (OJ?)

This is nonsense. A-Rod wasn’t going to hit five home runs today, all the other milestones are reasonably achievable in a single game (Miller getting 7K stretches credibility, but it’s still plausible).

The Merson article was horrible, vacillating between complaints England weren't bring the new generation along with the squad (Michael Carrick [33] is too old!) and complaints about its quality (Townsend [23] over Young [29]! Outrage!)

I'd strongly argue that he's partially responsible for Walker's poor form. He gives up the ball in dangerous areas and is consistently poor tracking back.

Sounds like someone needs to start playing Recettear. I mean you literally run an item shop.