Well, you are by comparing the two? (not actually a question I just enjoyed your creative use of punctuation?)

At least the acting will be better.

I sure hope not, since only one of the two is a sport.

I'm appalled that the volcano didn't immediately reject him for excessive amounts of ranch in his bloodstream. No standards any more, volcanoes today.

You used an awful lot of words to come to an obvious answer: Yes.

Sorry, but the keeper is always in some way at fault when scored on from that distance. Here, a better keeper could have been in Speroni's position and save it (imagine De Gea). Or a better keeper who knows he can't save it is a foot closer to his line, and can save it.

Oh, you can, but not on a sports website.

Then apparently you're really bad at it, as Barcelona is far more Catalan than Spanish.

But are you from there? If I move to Montreal, my ignorance of French does not make it a "very English" place.

What sad is your need to instigate boring political arguments that only you care about on a sports website.

Something something Penn State loose balls something something.

Worst. Rick James Impersonator. Ever.

Terrific. What's reality like since the 2009 impeachment of the Kenyan Muslim Obama? Is President Biden as awesome as I hoped he would be?

Late update: Nearby team considers boycotting game vs. Lancaster due to nickname:

Yes, Daily Caller and Deadspin start with the same letter, but it's still a poor mistake for you to make.

you've misclicked, nationalreview.com is over there.

If the students didn't want to change the mascot from the Fighting Niggers would that be ok? Of course an insular group of people don't want to change their disparaging name, none of them are disparaged.

For a relatively small amount more you can purchase a small gaming PC for the living room that does all of these things without the annoyance of being an Android device.

Read more carefully, she never says to turn on the crock pot, it's utility here is as a vessel, not a heat source.

Are you single? If so, I look forward to the Adequate Man article: How to convince your significant other to let you take a vacation alone.