“And if Giants hadn’t made two miracle catches, the Patriots would be 7-0 in Super Bowls.”

As a lifelong Pirate fan, I have grown accustomed to watching star players leave the franchise for pennies on the dollar in return. I do not necessarily feel that this is the case in this trade. Garret Cole was not a good pitcher for the Pirates last year or the year before. I think that this is the best offer that…

Or possibly that there was too much swelling to perform the surgery.

An erection lasting more than four hours......?