If you aren’t already scared to death about global warming, then this should rock you back a bit. When the ice goes, so does Florida. And when Florida goes, we are all moving north. We will live next door to you. Be your neighbors. Date your daughters.

No, I’m pretty sure any gains will be short term and we’ll all lose in the end.

Because you have to assimilate a complex series of conditions not just including what the roadway is like in front of you, what the cars around you are doing, as well as what the car itself is and has been doing.

If I was in his situation I don’t think I would have chosen the safety of society over my own life.

So when do you sell it to david tracy as a “reliable backup car”?

theft of property over $30,000

Let’s see... an amateur level “local” NASCAR track, good old boy race leads to dumb pit fighting, donuts, and clocking someone with a vehicle? Sounds about normal to me. Literally the only surprising element to this other thing is that Bowman-Gray is in NC and not Florida...

My friend’s wife went down there for plastic surgery. I think one of these guys worked on her.

no airbags or ABS, stability control, traction control

Except then you have an Accord.

That shitbox wasn’t worth $3500 in ‘88, why would it be worth that much now?

Vagina jokes aren’t funny. Period.

Option 3 is to find the Alpha car in the parking lot first thing, and then crash into it, just beat the hell out of it...then the other cars know to respect you.