Just pick a slightly different Porsche.

In true TVR form, it was meant as a metaphor for their 2018 Le Mans entry:

Silicon Valley, the late 2010s. Patrick Bateman sits at a conference table with his fellow venture capitalists. He removes a platinum sculpture from his briefcase. One of his colleagues leans across, smirking.

It’s the best NSX

...so a Chrysler dealership lot?

Someone should make a McLaren battle car.

Finding a specific Subaru in Portland. This should be fun.

Yeah but let’s talk about the panel gaps

At least the paint didn’t get ruined.

Ummm, sacrifice a lamb to the winter goddess Skaði?

If you won’t buy a used Ferrari once owned by a terrible person, you will never buy a used Ferrari.

Buy a damn Saab

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Someone needs a snicker bar...

Will the Honda Engine Fit?

This will more than likely be the last time Mitsubishi extends an invitation to Jalopnik for a hands on review.

and sometimes I have ideas

Also sometimes communistic puns

Once you reach a certain age, pitching a tent gets harder and harder.