I wonder what those big yellow signs with the arrow pointing to the crosswalk means? And that one in the center with the image of a pedestrian with a...what’s it called again...YIELD sign above it mean?? The mind boggles!!

There’s still time to take this post down, Karen. Your village wants their idiot back...

Your drivers license should be revoked.

It’s straight-up illegal. You must yield to pedestrians in crosswalks — as in stopping your car. In particular, if this were a kid, you can’t predict that they won’t suddenly speed up. The purpose of yielding is that you don’t have to deal with the what ifs.

If painting: “Man-love rules OK”, “Country and Western is Rubbish”, “Hillary for President, “NASCAR sucks” and “I’m bi” on each other’s cars and driving through Alabama isn’t one of the funniest goddamned things you’ve watched, you haven’t watched enough Top Gear.

Really? No Toyota Hilux?

crash where he almost broke his neck?

Ford lifted a lot of design cues from Land Rover during their ownership of the brand.

Kind of competitors in that they are both large sedans, Honda Accord and Dodge Charger:

The most stylish getaway car would probably be the Jaguar 420G (later Mark X) that UK gangsters were very fond of, in particular the brutal Kray Twins (also shows up as the vilain’s ride in “Tintin and the Black Island”) . It just looks magnificent!  

You can’t outrun a police radio. The only hope is to blend in.

Beige Honda Accord: Comfortable, reliable, and invisible.

Wait for the tiktok videos of kids picking these locks with a paperclip.

Hey this car you sold me keeps catching fire.

Ford and VW building an EV together. Between Fords’ penchant for quality problems and VWs’ inability to not cheat I forsee a possible problem.  Can’t wait for a six figure electric van with a forty mile range that explodes into flames when you charge it.  “Operator error” they’ll say.

I feel bad for drivers facing these barriers. On one hand - yes, they are trying to save the lives of cyclists like me. But on the other hand, they make it tougher to watch YouTube while driving way over the speed limit. It’s a terrible inconvenience, that. What are they going to do next, force cars to stop before…

Who the fuck would brag about having an Outlander? I mean, it’s a fine auto (I guess), but not one to brag about.

ahhahah, I have these (but they’re factory installed on all Outlanders). The stick-ons in your photo must have been installed by someone with vertigo.

How are these still allowed to be sold? How has the maker not been sued into the ground for false advertising?

While there’s undoubtedly products that are both more offensive and lower quality, the trend of putting Range Rover-style nameplates on the lower edge of the hoods of basic, depressing crossovers is pretty bad. This set below is exceptionally egregious just for how poorly it was installed.

Such a professional job without a plan of what to do with the cars afterwards