Did you just tune in for the end of the keynote or something?

This is as important a story as Deadspin has ever done. My contempt for Hardy, Jones and Goodell is matched only by my admiration for Diana’s epic reporting.

And much respect to Deadspin for not letting this one go and publishing what they have.

This is beyond horrifying.

Are they also planning on making 1.7 million 1:1 scale assholes that completely ruin the experience for everyone who hangs out there?

That’s a pretty low ceiling for quality there.