“Guns” are the symptom and until the real issues are addressed you’ll just be screaming for knife control or baseball bat control down the road.

It’s not pointless. It is just worthless for many of its supposed purposes. It is not rehabilitative. It is not punitive. It is not a deterrent. What it does is remove the criminal from society for whatever duration he is locked up. As long as he is behind bars, he is not shooting potential carjack victims in…

This was truly one of the worst superhero films I’ve seen in the longest time, and I’m counting the DCU FFS.

Pepperidge Farm remembers

Remember when gas/oil prices went up really high and flight prices skyrocketed because of it? And they crammed more seats on planes and charged us heavy fees for bags? Then fuel/oil prices dropped drastically and the flight prices never went down and fees never went away? Fuck everything about the airlines.

You accidentally drop your fork. You don’t accidentally fall on another dude’s dick. Cheating is a deliberate choice. It is not an accident. Maybe a mistake, but never an accident.

Once a cheater, always a cheater. She’s still a cheater, and still can’t be trusted. The guy probably kicks himself to this day about not kicking her to the curb immediately. And now he’s trapped.

In the third year of my marriage to my husband, I slept with his best friend.

The vast majority of Pewdiepie’s fans are children. And children are stupid. They’re not emotionally mature enough to fully grasp nuance or context. They see Jacksepticeye criticizing his actions while also voicing support, and all they understand is “Jacksepticeye talked shit about Pewdiepie.” They can’t see how…

Good. Have you seen the type of people who use twitter? Twitter, Facebook, Reddit, 4chan, and parts of the ex-Gawker blogsphere’s users need monitored by the authorities. Anyone who wishes death or makes threats towards others online need held accountable because they are obviously unstable and may need professional…

You’re probably a giant asshole too.

Do you remember these articles?

This is so weird. Four teens torture a mentally handicapped person for upwards of two days, and you’re pissed off because some piece of shit made a hashtag?

Love it - four black kids kidnap a white special needs kid and torture him for hours and you write about how white people are responding the wrong way...

This is where collectivist thinking and identity politics gets you: people who are so intellectually stunted that they see themselves and others as nothing but herd members instead of individuals.

You’re not a millenial...you’re Gen Y.

The extreme political editorializing on this site is getting old quickly. This may be news to you, but 47% of the country sees things differently than you. Marginalizing half your readerbase is not a good business model.

Right? And worse yet, this is a car blog - I want to talk about cars, not listen to a bunch of whiny-asses rant and rave because things didn’t go their way... There are places made just for them to do that. Jalopnik isn’t one of them.

“ the man who campaigned on a platform of racist economic nationalism.”

is this how it’s gonna be for the next 4 years? boo-hoo round-the-clock? sour grapes 24/7?