Did someone say Ryan Phillippe?

So we all thought Pumpkin's dad was Sex Offender #1, including Pumpkin, but it turns out Pumpkin's dad was Sex Offender #2 and Mama June lied to Pumpkin and told Pumpkin it was Sex Offender #1, and now Mama June is claiming she only spent time with Sex Offender #1 to give Pumpkin closure because Pumpkin thought Sex…

This is John Cho. All other crush suggestions are invalid.

+1 on Ryan and I'll add John Stamos to that mix. 100% homo for those two.

To Chris Brown and the child molesters...