How have they not fired you yet? You are so bad at your job.

I wish anal leakage upon you.

Kobe overrated, Lebron underrated.... Sigh... That’s it. I’m officially done with the internet.

You’re on Deadspin, what do you expect. The writers here are all petty prick jobs likely due to small penis size.

Do you honestly think a man coaching a football team of willing players who chose the career of football fully aware of the dangers of the game, is the same thing as civilians with guns killing each other with no legit reason for carrying a gun in the first place?

Wow. Gun murder jokes. Stay classy Deadspin readers!

Exactly, because the skill with which the dream team played is exactly the same skill level UConn women’s basketball plays with. And just as exciting.

This whole Warriors thing reminds me of a MMA fighter who buys into their own hype too much (see Connor McGregor, Ronda Rousey, Anderson Silva) and they start acting like a complete douche but everyone laps it up because they’re winning. Then comes that one critical loss (see against Diaz, Holm, Weidman) and everyone…

God damn I hate this team.

i remember when deadspin used to be a good website.

It seems Twitter is slowly turning all grown men into teenage girls.

It’s written in Deadspin code that their writers have to troll and say everything sucks. So don’t worry if this bozo says he didn’t enjoy the game.

Maybe one day the staff of Deadspin will team up to put their money where their mouth is, and write one original article that is an example of great writing, that isn’t just an article slamming someone else’s writing. But I’m not holding my breath.

I would love to elaborate. The person in your profile picture looks like Joey Tribbiani with down syndrome. Bye for now!

I love analytics. They’re great. Like Frosted Flakes. Kevin Draper is just a wanker, that’s all. Dwain’s dumb too. Now stop asking me questions please. Thank you.

Die in a fire. Please.

There was more effort here than it took me to get into your girlfriend’s pants.