LOL of course it is. Can’t swing a cat without hitting a mediocre asshole in these parts.

So much mediocrity in 2 sentences.

There are a lot of mediocre white male losers commenting today.

+1 for microwaving or dishwasher-ing your sponges.

Someone needs to break it to these guys that neo-nazi and alt-right are the exact same shit.

You need booze.

I have managed to survive 15 years in the workforce without creeping out a single person. Somehow managed to have a healthy and satisfying sex life, and eventually found my life partner in crime.

Its weird what you can accomplish when you treat people with respect.

Why should his friends be OK with him being a creep?

If I am in LeBron’s body, then his basketball career, as well as his marriage is over in a heartbeat.

Im spending every second I have, professing my love to Rhianna. Praying everyday minute LeBron and I don’t switch back.

Condiments & Flavor Bombs Always on Hand:
Ketchup
Mustard (at least two kinds, a deli and a dijon)
Mayo (2 kinds - hellmans and kewpie)
Dill Relish (miss me with that sweet shit)
Gochujang (prolly spelled this wrong)
Mae Ploy Red Curry Paste
Anchovy Paste
Better Than Boullion
Real Soy Sauce
Lea & Perrins
Hot Sauce (Often Franks…

Frankies 457 Spuntino Extra Virgin Olive Oil

Frankies 457 Spuntino Extra Virgin Olive Oil

He has probably spent his entire life training to charge on horseback...

Well if I already pay for HBO - what exactly am I stealing???

Also Mr. Moral genius - the episode was the fault of a distribution partner letting it slip out - nothing to do with the data theft that is keeping you up at night.

Who the fuck cares if he (we) watched it 2 days early??? HBO didn’t lose shit. These hackers didn’t gain anything. Maybe choose a far more important hill to die on.

He probably already pays for HBO...

Because they are “devoutly christian”.

Id kill a poisonous snake in a heartbeat vs. keeping my dog on a leash in my own yard. Who the hell lives like that?

Being placed in the gifted program at school - as well as my mother’s insistence not to leave it (more for her own vanity) was one of the worst things to happen to childhood me.

I don’t even hate this though.

I mean, you could probably loop Stephen A Smith yelling and if you put it over a Blueprint beat it wouldn’t be that bad.

I dunno if another one of us soulless grays have already said it - but Sunflower Seeds make an amaazzzzing pesto in my experience.