God, she really was. Somehow that didn’t register in 2008. But 2016 will go down as one of worst run campaigns ever. Hillary Clinton pinned her entire campaign on simply turning out Obama’s base. Yet no one who worked for her had the brains to realize, she’s no Obama.

Thor is a different kind of god than the one people pray to in church

Goddamn, Evan, I hope Gizmodo knows what they’ve got in you. One doesn’t normally expect the most poignant and well-written articles to come from the “resident comic book guy,” but I’ll be damned if that’s not the case around here. Keep up the good work.

Fantastic read. I wonder does she ever ask if any super heroes look like her? I remember growing up back in the day and not being able to be Batman or Superman on the playground because Batman wasn’t black. I mean that kind of stuff definitely effected me.

There once was a fool from Manhattan

It would be, which is why they aren’t starving them.

Donald Trump managed to parlay an existing family fortune and his father’s network of connections into a successful real estate empire and a larger family fortune, which he nearly lost due to his own mismanagement. He undoubtedly has some business talent which he displayed in the 70's and 80's. But he also…

That’s about the only way you’ll see someone score on Reddit.

First time visiting?

First time visiting?

You know, I’ve looked and I’ve looked and I just can’t see anywhere in my comment where I said a single fucking thing about Hillary Clinton.

As the residents of Trumpistan are so fond of saying, she lost. Get over it. Focus on the short-fingered piss golem we’ve got to deal with now.

Look. Alex. That’s just urinalysis.

But they’re never gonna survive unless they get a little crazy.

Let’s be real though. Trump’s rise is in large part because the people who voted for him don’t really give a shit about those norms and traditions. That’s in part because they’re fucking idiots and in part because the Establishment he’s positioned himself against for years had a “Oh yeah, we really care about…

I think you mean “unpresidented.”

Apparently, “did you or your staff collude with Russia to undermine our electoral process” was not a question that warranted follow-up when he decided not to answer. Way to go, media.

The death of American liberalism, in a classical norms-and-institutions sense- the lack of anyone who is both willing and able to advocate clearly and intelligently for classical liberal republican ideals - has to be one of the most remarkable and unremarked trends in American politics. These are and have been…

The humblebrag is real

I’m beginning to think the people claiming early onset Alzheimer’s may be on to something. He’s become noticeably more incoherent as the months drag on.

He has the mental capacity of a 5-year-old