I got into trouble with my sister's neighborhood moms. One of them threw a model party complete with audition tapes for 6 yr olds. I taught my niece to say "I'M NOT HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS!" so she did to the camera, my sister thought it was hilarious but the other moms were pisssed!

WHERE IS ADULTASAUR?!?!?!

People care what you think. Keep telling yourself that. PS. We should probably go to therapy soon.

Same bangs.

Oh Jesus, I just love her so much.

Only thing I can ever think of when this woman's name is mentioned:

Statistics.

Yeah, that's not exactly the sort of line anyone should relish..

haters gunna hate hate hate hate hate

Poor little Cotton. I just want you to know that we, your brothers and sisters, are all praying for your safe return.

Hell, I want to be your friend after reading this. Be more cute. ...oh sorry, you can't.

I want to meet her so badly, if only to say- "Excuse me, I'm sorry to bother you, but I just have to tell you: I love you(r voice)."

Who are you wearing tonight?

Bey was planning her exit strategy long before Michelle came aboard.

you have the right to have a religion but it's mostly going to be mine because you're not free of religion

I have been waiting for Callie's bun to get into In Touch for so long that I don't know what to do with myself anymore.

the most important star of the week

I agree in general, because long title sequences are usually a total waste. Like that Parenthood sequence that is just endless family photos? Uuuuuuuugh. But I liked that the original NG sequence was like a weird scene from the show — everyone in character, doing something odd. I loved Nick's little "WTF is happening,…

"I better hurry and tell all the ladies in the world what my penis thinks of them, so they can base their self-worth around it! You're welcome, ladies."

Woman: That thing I don't want you doing, yeah stop doing that