Normal relationships are dynamic and unpredictable sometimes.
Sorry not sorry, but my tits would look AMAZING IN THIS DRESS. Do want.
shut up digiorno everyone knows you arent delivery!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you mean a hairy gay man, no.
(stealing idea for later)
Not sure how weird it is, but I recall the thing that short-circuited my tiny, little brain the most. I still start to breathe heavily when I think about it too long. My wife (girlfriend at the time) told me she was going upstairs to take a shower. She came back down buck naked and took the video camera and plugged…
There's an engineer in my office who I find EXTREMELY attractive, on a really primal level, and all sorts of things about him, which I normally wouldn't find appealing, make me want to drag him into a conference room and screw him on top of a table. He's slightly pigeon-toed, which I find adorable. I like how I can…
MY SISTER MAKES $3,600 A WEEK WORKING FROM HOME MY OTHER SISTER MAKES $138 A WEEK DANCING AT FOOTBALL GAMES MESSAGE ME FOR DETAILS ON HOW YOU CAN GET STARTED
Poor kid. First her parents make her move to Florida, now this.
THANK YOU FOR BRINGING UP MEREDITH i feel like she is being ignored by the masses in favor of olivia benson
I come from a tiny town. A village, really, in the mountains. I mean, there were 500 people in my town. So, college was eye-opening enough; but after college I decided to open my mind even more and backpack around Europe with a friend for a couple of months. No agendas. Just a free, untethered, mountain goat.
It was AMAZING. I mean, amazing once I'd got out the water. She (guide reckoned it was a female, because they're bigger) just swam past about a hundred feet away, totally chilled out, and disappeared into the gloom a few minutes later, and my dad gestured towards the boat and I tried to follow and realised I'd totally…
Is "repped" a thing? Is it like shout-out but with clothes?
Baseball badass Mo'ne Davis will appear on the cover of this week's national Sports Illustrated. She's the first…
He apologizes, but to me it's more to calm her down - he could have easily been changing lanes doing everything right and she may have come out of nowhere because she was speeding...we don't know...so why are you so sure he's to blame for the whole thing? He never said its my fault.
Well, she's also quoting Adaptation, a Jenny Lewis song, and about a hundred other things.