I think that the Nightmare on Elm Street TV series did Freddy's origin as a pilot episode. It's pretty terrible.

Mighty Marvelites!

Mighty Marvelites!

He looks sort of like Orson Welles.
Aaaah the French Champagne!

"Hands in the air" rhymes with "just don't care," and… we're done!

I've listened to a bunch of those videos as well. He does a nice job. Some of his delivery is a little too sluggish for my taste, but he takes his time with the content more than I do.

I got a Turkey once. I also reached a score of 199 once. But after that, it was all downhill. I think I tended to get 110-120 most of the time now.

Yeah… but we have to be in to work. You know how it is.

I already called out a co-worker on giving one of those "well, both the candidates aren't great" talks before the election.

I'm glad that you're as involved in her care as you are.

After Nixon's resignation, I wonder if people understood the long-term effect it would have on the nation. The goal of the impeachment / resignation was to preserve the nation. Instead, it just created a national sense of disillusionment with politicians. There were no more heroes.

And I think This American Life brought up the idea of the person holding the key to the launch codes having the key implanted in their chest, so that the president needs to cut it out of him in order to launch.

I saw both in theaters, and I don't remember anything much about them, except that I saw them with certain friends.
When I've tried to watch them again, I can't stand the first one. It's mostly just dull-boring.
The second one… I return to it now and then. I think I've seen it three times since the theater, and it…

I was going to post a rimshot, but then I realized - would Mike Pence play baseball? Wouldn't the cup be a little too intimate for him?

I got my vasectomy done back about a week and a half ago.

At my last job, in Boston, our office went on retreat to Provincetown. I had no idea it was a gay haven. It was entertaining. The biggest problem was a lack of music stores. I still have no idea why they decided to have a retreat there.

I watch just about any horror movie I can find. But over the last two years, I've gotten so sick of one thing, and it takes a very well-done movie to make me watch them.
I'm sick of horror movies that involve someone returning to the house they grew up in. Or moving into a new house in the country, and uncovering…

The one piece of advice I give about learning guitar is to keep it around the couch, and get used to playing stuff while you're watching TV. It's easier to lose track of time, and your fingers build up muscle and callouses.

One of my english teachers in high school managed to retain her job through three back-to-back pregnancies, meaning that she was working at the school for about a year out of her first 4. I have no idea how that worked.

I lost interest in them after I saw Team America. I think their nihilism made me feel like they lost sight of understanding that some things are serious. I wasn't actually offended by anything they said or did in that movie, but my dissatisfaction with W at the time made me realize that by equating his behavior with…