I have to say, this Alex Jones character is such a delight!
Why hasn't he done a guest spot on The Simpsons?

It isn't just Brock that needs to have a grudge - the symbiote also needs to feel rejected.

I liked the way that Kraven was handled in the Ultimate universe. A little more reality-TV-crocodile hunter, rather than just a savage hunting enthusiast.
But I don't think Kraven could carry a movie as a villain - unless they paired him with Chameleon.

"While you’re going to want to sleep on these sheets, don’t sleep on this deal because it ends today."

I actually watched that movie a couple years ago. As far as a TV movie goes, it's decent, but it's no Don't Go To Sleep, Don't Be Afraid of the Dark, or Bad Ronald.

I think there's an outward celebration of "grunt life," but that we're supposed to get a sense that they are being conditioned, lied to, and ultimately sacrificed in the process of fighting a force that poses no direct threat. It's hard to take that as a celebration. This is comparable to situations like Vietnam,…

I read the book while I was a permanent sub in a high school, and had nothing to do for an entire day.
And it was still too boring to get through.
I mostly remember it being endless descriptions of the armor.

I had no idea that existed, even though I've listened to a decent amount of them. It's interesting hearing how they had to change the flow of it to make it fit.

Masturbation… can be fuuuuuuun.

I'm up to about 300 now, but for the most part, no one has been able to accurately guess my weight for a long time.
The lowest I've been able to get since I stopped growing in high school is about 240.
I'm only a shade under 6 foot, but I have a strange density. My shoulders are very broad, and my legs are shorter than…

One of the things I like about stock photos is the idea that it's just some sort of giant brainstorming session of "what should we get pictures of?"

It sure is. I was very pleased to see that rewrite.

Yes. Yes it is.

The takeaway I get is that every new episode, I should get up to crack open a new box of Hostess Cupcakes.

They both could be classified that way, but I'd say the original is more of a slasher. It's raised to another class by a disturbing performance by the lead.
The remake has a few nice touches, but tries to turn a cheapie into something more typically modern.

I dunno, P2 was decent.
Maniac was a disappointment, especially since the original was remarkably creepy for a cheap 70s horror.

I'm guessing that what happened was that the lawyer sent a draft to Trump, he glanced at it, and decided to release it.
Of course, I can easily be wrong.

McCain always reminds me of Colonel Tigh in Battlestar Galactica.

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Except Rod Serling's dead.