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Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
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Same will be true with the Ranger’s EcoBoost too. I bet it’s good for 400hp and 400lb-ft. A look at Mustang tune and ‘stage’ kits would be a good indicator 

It doesn’t matter, because nobody wants a truck that small.

we all accelerate much faster than we used to

Oh boy, another person who doesn’t realize that we’ve been spoiled by modern powerplants and that we all accelerate much faster than we used to.

Real life Bond:

Focus Group Team: The grill keeps making people physically ill.  Is there any way we can get them to focus on another part of the truck?

Na, that’s still really bad.

You forgot the one that predates them all...

Naming your children to be fodder for school yard bullies should count as child abuse. Then again, given the state of the US education system and the resulting widespread illiteracy, perhaps abcde is as far as the parents manage to get while learning the alphabet.

I would settle for a judge ordering the mother to change the kid’s name to something normal, AND changing her own name to Abcde.

Gives her child a stupid-ass name.

This woman needs to have her child taken away from her for the child’s sake. 

I don’t understand the love this thing is getting. The Mazda CX-5? Great. The Miata? Outstanding.

I was 100% team hatchback, but after seeing this one, I’m now 99% team hatchback. It just looks... off.

Just finished chapter 6 yesterday.

Why would they make it look different than the Wrangler? That’d be insane.

You’ve got the whole thing backwards and the reasoning you give is just absurd, so I’m just going to not bother.

It may be worth noting, not that it really matters, that the one person who for some odd reason I gets paid to give car buying advice...owns a GTI. I’m also fairly certain I’m the only person currently employed here that has bought and still owns a brand new car. Again I don’t know why that matters, but I still

Low hanging fruit.... from 10 years ago.

CEL every other week? Are they still making the MKIV? The MKVII is rock solid so far, mine’s only had one CEL thrown in the 3 years we’ve had it, and that was after it was hit, so no fault of the car itself.