It's weird that Jagger's such a bad actor. You'd think he'd be good, the way Bowie and Sting and Elvis Presley and Lennon (How I Won the War) and Tom Waits are good.

There's a movie called Can't Stop the Music.

Each of these movies is a gunshot. Sgt. Peppers' Lonely Hearts Club Band is an explosion in a gattling-gun factory.

If you're not making "obligatory" Trump digs you're un-American (and I mean every word).

No, the issue is that he believes himself capable of writing his scripts (from Aliens on) and consequently every one of his movies is filled with a mix of stunning visual brilliance and incredible action, marred by embarrassing bum dialogue, cardboard characterizations and dumb plot contrivances like the climax of Tita…

James Cameron could solve every single one of his problems by simply hiring a writer.

Agreed, agreed!

Thanks man

Oh, absolutely—I've loved it all! I'm just saying, that first one was when my jaw hit the floor. So cinematic, so dramatic, so funny, so moving. About 100 times better than anyone expected or than it had any right to be.

At this point in the chronology has his partner Max been killed by Eladio at the swimming pool yet?

What are you talking about?

The first episode of BCS Season 1 is seriously one of the most sublimely perfect hours of television ever made.

I love how every single other person from the original movie is doing so well. Amanda Seyfried, Lizzy Kaplan, Rachel McAdams…all of them. (And they all look 15 or 20 years younger than Lohan.)

But both Holden and (especially) Eastwood have star quality—Eastwood to a spectacular degree.

To each his own. I found it unwatchable and offensive.

Gone Girl was one of only two times that the ordinarily bulletproof Fincher produced a total dud (the other was Panic Room). What a nasty, smug, unpleasant, nihilistic, misogynistic movie (and yes, I know a woman wrote the crummy book it's based on).

Chris Pratt exists to wink-and-smile his way through disturbing sexual politics. He's the true Trump-era movie star — a couch-potato dudebro's fantasy of himself as a buff chick magnet who, like 1950s Sinatra, can put the uppity girls in their place.

His best work was The Lego Movie and Her — he's good when he plays a guy who thinks he's really charming and studly, not someone whom the movie expects us to view as actually really charming and studly.

It is absolutely nothing like saying that.

I absolutely cannot stand watching Affleck, in any role, ever. He's dreadful—a total dud of a movie star. He's actively annoying. He walks around projecting this smug, aloof ersatz-worldliness (while pushing out his big fake teeth) that he thinks gives him a Harrison Ford/Bruce Willis gravitas but just comes off like…