Excuse me, can we see more of that PURPLE MIATA?!

Hmmm....

No. It bothers me too.

I love this game!

Got me a blue and a green. Am I doing it right?

I’d imagine he didn’t even paws to think about it.

I actually quite like the Genesis G80. (well, minus those little pistol grills in the lower bumper)

I need a 5x bigger one of these.

I have been enlightened.

That’s a good point, or perhaps they can make it so that you actually CAN outrun the edge of the circle on foot. The problem with that though, is that there’s sometimes a “fast side” and a “slow side” to the circle. So if you could outrun the “fast side,” then the “slow side” would be painfully slow.

I think the way the blue zone could work is that it’ll kill you instantly once it’s “locked in.” But as it’s shrinking, you’ll still have time to try to outrun it before it locks into the next smallest position.

“Okay, so I’ve got some spare beaver tails lying around here. Oh, and there’s a box of unused duck bills in the corner.”

I use my headphone jack to listen to the music that’s on the microSD card every day at work.

“Hellcat”

Wait, this is genius. I shall now read everything in James May’s voice. This is gonna be great.

They should have shifted into turd and went around.

Their day is about to get a little crappier.

Nah, I’m sure the truck driver is fine, just exit the highway, it’s okay.

*walks back to “parking lot”*