jordangerous
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jordangerous

Well you know, who else will protect and defend her right to be a bratty white asshole with awful taste in music?

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Dog is stoked that she’s biting his hair steez.

They look like board shorts to me.

Why was Sarah Palin’s voice coming put of the mouth of the lady with sunglasses on??

You got me dying with the pink salt!

My parents are still married,so I’m certainly not an expert, but common sense would lead me to assume that forced time together with tension is probably way more damaging than two seperate, happy parents.

That’s finfined, but you still have to pry my Uggs off my cold, (actually probably still toasty warm) dead feet.

They need to ban all hashtags relating to pumpkin spice anything, because fall is right around the corner and the hordes of assholes with pictures of their coffee cups can’t fucking wait.

Has nothing to do with gender.

Go play in traffic, moron.

Me watching this

🎵Little brother

That jacket is an insult and affront to the entire Timberlake clan

Good thing nobody really gives two squirts of piss was she thinks.

Yes, queen!

And silicone, it would seem.

I'm of Serbian descent and I find it even more unbelievable that Jelena Karleuša has the unmitigated gall to pretend she's 36. She's been around since I was a kid. I'm 37.

Juicy sweats are comfortable as fuck. I still love my Uggs, too and IDGAF. 2006 forever!