As repulsive and horrifying as that is, I’m kind of enjoying the fact that he might be a part of freshman orientation.

Look, Katy, you’re the one hanging out with a nude paddleboarding Legolas.

Taylor’s 10 Grammy’s would like to have a word with your 13 nominations and empty hands, Katy.

Angelina and Jen: We’re in love. And having a baby.

also the editing was...questionable? especially towards the end. it felt like they cut like a full 25 minutes from it

i think the tour would be much more believable if she wasnt coked out of her gills all season lol

Lu’s Tour of Happiness has always read as extremely false to me. It’s like me, opening an unfortunate birthday present.

Do you have any idea how much this news makes me happy? All those asshats talking about staying true to books while adapting for TV (but having noooo problem with sexy modern hairdos!) take note, Kelly has spoken. Verily: Better a dipshit than a rapist.

Better a dipshit than a rapist

pity and sympathy are not the same thing

Gwynneth “tried to call her divorce a ‘conscious uncoupling’... and [was] peddling absurdly pricey items like a $956 toilet-paper set.”

Also, that creature feature is all wrong. Here is what they should’ve shown:

And, is that most hated list a ranking? Are they saying that Taylor Swift, Hollywood’s Heather Chandler, is a more loathsome person than a serial rapist?

I guess it’s better to be accused of raping dozens of women than to be an actual woman!

Oh for chrissakes, *I* look more like Benedict Cumberbatch than that cat does. (Spoiler alert: aside from sharing basic human features like, you know, eyes and ears and a nose and a mouth, I look nothing like Benedict Cumberbatch.)

Either put the Cos high on the list, or leave him off entirely. But, the logic of “Yeah, Bill Cosby is accused of raping and molesting dozens of women, but at least he’s not a pretentious know-it-all teenager who writes gibberish on Twitter.” just blows my mind.

It’s as if they circulate aerosol stress chemicals around that place. It’s just a giant stress beacon.

I notice the Katie Holmes breakup comes suspiciously hot on the heels of Josh Jackson’s separation announcement.........hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........

Given the disaster-in-waiting that is the Rio Olympics, from the dead mascot to the bay contaminated by human feces and raw sewage to the beaches strewn with body parts to the overcrowded favelas to the cratering economy to the government riddled with corruption to the shoddy construction of the venues to the lack of…

Yes, Harold. This is literally facism.*