Yeah, I don’t buy Chandler being gay, ultimately (I feel like he might have been way less horrible to his dad if he was), but the others are perfect to me —Ross & Rachel especially.

I went full 180 on Ross/Rachel during the lifespan of the show — started out thinking that she was too shallow for him and you know what? They were on a break, for Chrissakes. And then her character matured (by sitcom standards) and his regressed (like 90 million years), and by the end of the show I cheered when I…

“ the video is a “solo effort” that is among “the most unique footage” that Vivid Entertainment’s Steve Hirsch has ever seen.”

Maybe try again. I watched it when I had the flu and spent MOST of the movie going “I hate this! Why am I watching this! These kids are literally the worst! I hate young people! Where are my pills! JUST FUCKING DO SOMETHING, DAMMIT!” and then somewhere something just turned and I was suddenly very charmed by it.

“and then spins off, like a spinoff”

Tucker’s all “yeah, you’re on all fours now, but can you do my CRAZY SPIN MOVE, MOTHERFUCKER?? Didn’t think so! FACED, byatch!”

My immediate guess was Avery Singer, but then I remembered that the Countess’ daughter or Junior Zarin never seemed too thrilled with things either.

I’ve seen a lot more UK celebs doing it than ones in the U.S. Tom Hiddleston did a version of it for UNICEF last year or the year before.

Just the tip, though?

XYLOPHONES UNITE! #teamxylophone.

I mean, full props to him for trying, but big NOPES to the fact that we still live in a society where good male allies are so scarce that we still have to give grown ass dudes points for effort.

I feel like he’s the only one of the Keating 5 with any sort of depth or character development. If they ever try to get away with his murder, I’m done with that stupid show.

We need more conversation about Matt McGory, and his adorable thoughtful male feminist glasses.

Ok, so Lane Bryant and Victoria’s Secret used to have the same parent company — they sold off Lane Bryant about 10 years ago (definitely after the start of the Angels branding, which launched in the late ‘90s). Does this add to the shade, or at least add nuance to it?

Stop, you are clearly doing GOD’S WORK here and helping all of us.

This is well thought out. I would kill Cruz for his face alone — he looks as though he was intended to be handsome, but then God or Zeus or whoever left him in the sun too long and he melted a bit.

I feel like Barbara yes; Jenna not so much.

It was one of his talking points during his memoir book tour: http://wonkette.com/429674/young-g…

Only if she promises to tell me the truth behind W.’s story about making him carry around her miscarried fetus in a jar.

“Fuck Paul, kill Cruz, marry Boosh”