Let me know when they come out with Zombies, Run! for Kegels.

This is brilliant — thanks! Now to get ping pong balls.

Wait, ping pong balls in the bath tub? Tell me more. Like just a couple of ping pong balls, or actually turn the bathtub into an AWESOME CAT BALL PIT, like it's some sort of cat Chuck E. Cheese.

North West in a candid photo with her dad is already 10x fiercer than those shots of Auntie Kendall.

Between this and her sister's inexplicable cooking show, I proclaim this the summer of Duff.

If Eileen Davidson will also be playing her own hilbilly lookalike, her own nun lookalike, and her own male lookalike — as she did on Days back in the '90s — I will 100% tune in to this.

Ina is my spirit animal.

I love Jeffrey — he can totally come.

Between this and having whiskey sours with Ina in yesterday's dirt bag, it's almost like Taylor Swift is on a one woman campaign to make me like her or something.

Ellen seems like a celebrity who'd be good to lean on after a break-up. But I'd want to lean on Portia too, because I bet she could give outstanding hair care tips, and tell fantastic behind the scenes stories about Arrested Development and Ally McBeal.

Right the fuck on. I grew up in Arizona; I know some shit about Mexican food. I would eat at Taco Bell before 80% of our sad ass Mexican restaurants here in DC, because if you want Taco Bell, you want Taco Bell, and you're going to be happy. If you want Mexican food and you eat inadequate Mexican food, it's just a…

Does it bother anyone else that New Daario is also Cal on Orphan Black? I'm usually good at separating actors from roles, but because I was introduced to him in both parts at roughly the same time, it's throwing me off — especially because I hate Dani, and I keep wanting to yell at him "did you leave Kira alone in…

Cheers, no contest. If I listen to the full lyrics version (which I think they only played during the finale/retrospective and maybe one other clip show), then I actually cry.

I 100% read the Vulture Power Rankings, sometimes BEFORE I watch the episode. I find that helps a bit. But unless you have a massive TV or are right up on your computer or tablet screen, the A texts are pretty much the last line on the eye chart that no one can read and the doctors put there to make you feel bad.

I still watch Pretty Little Liars, but I do spend an inordinate amount of time either pausing the TV so I can get close enough to the screen to read the most recent text from A, or waiting for one or more of the Liars to read it outloud and explain it to me. And then if they don't, I typically mumble something about…

His hair is unsettling to me.

If Grandma Wrinkles is back, I will break my Housewives embargo and go back on the sauce.

Yeah, in her first cookbook (don't you judge me) there's an explainer that rhymes it with "Chewed Ice" and makes fun of people who go bananas OTT with authentic pronunciations.

"For Profit and Revenge" — is a) how we should all handle our breakups and b) the motto I want on my revamped family crest.

"When he had those AIDS" is maybe the most old person sentence construction of all time, ever.