Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

Please switch to Romo and go one and done in the playoffs.

I’m devastated, too. But, I think your comment (which reflects an attitude towards Trump supporters we both shared) is the problem.

INVISIBLE PENIS AND BALLS!

Lighten up, Francis.

One thing I can control is the amount of donuts I will eat in response to this sad as hell post.

Just can’t have men that old wearing jerseys

It certainly didn’t help that Manfred referred to the meeting as a “powwow”.

As a Jets fan, the only comfort I have is that I’m not a Browns fan.

My undergrad school doesn’t have a football team, so I’ve adopted “whoever is playing against Notre Dame” as mine. We’re having a good year!

I regard Notre Dame as the St. Louis Cardinals of college football. They win once in a while, but mostly they’re just full of shit.

He’s got below average speed, unless he seizure in trouble.

Maybe giving that money back to the 49ers is what people meant when they said he should be doing more for charity cases.

An ex-gf studied abroad for a year, broke up with me after 2 months, started dating someone there 3 weeks later. She comes home after a year and wants to get back together, could never bring myself to do it though. The thought of pretty much knowing that she broke up with me for someone else was too much to stomach. …

His punishment will almost certainly be a lifetime ban from Blue Jays games. Or, if he has a really good lawyer, he’ll get a lifetime ban from Blue Jays and Leafs games.

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

What would he have been suspended for? Shooting yourself is not a crime*, and the only thing that falls under the NFL conduct policy is that he was really drunk. Dallas police are leaving the public intoxication alone, so there’s reallY nothing left.

“Disorder’s for me. Dat one, too.”

The Rams played this same Tampa team last week. Compare the results.