I feel so sorry for you and your wife. To never know the joys of Animal Crossing... So sad. But seriously, I kinda get it. Some people put insane amount of hours into it everyday, and while I personally have 500+, that's over a year of playing and having to reset my town due to a save glitch. I really only play for…

My wife is the same. She is obsessed with the game. She's gotten good enough with 150cc that she went online the other day. It's an ugly, ugly bloodbath. We love it.

Because I always found SwiftKey ugly

You see a floating guy, who is apparently a wizard from the moon and then your robot says so. There is no context that makes that line not nonsensical.

Funny thing about Alpha builds.. they are usually a cobbled together mess used internally as a proof of concept years before a AAA games release, typically not available to the public.

Not only that, you're basing your comment off of the idea that the article is calling the calorie count strange — which it is not. It's just delivering the statistic.

QUOTE | "I was so fed up of people telling us we should do free-to-fucking-play, in-app-fucking purchases, whatever the fuck that is, and that consoles were dead. So fuck all of those people and their fucking shitty stance." - Graeme Struthers of Devolver, talking about why he's happy to see next-gen consoles doing…

They are chillin with the folks who were so sure that Nintendo was dead just a few weeks ago.

over there saying the same shit.

Hulu tops out at 480p. Netflix and Crunchyroll can do actual HD.

We're not friends anymore, Yannick. Next time instead of moving my family out of a flooded apartment, you can do that and I'll handle the Transformers.

>What really frustrates me about this stubborn nostaligia, however, is that it means the new Transformers never gets a chance to succeed on its own. It presupposes that there's something at fault with Michael Bay's Transformers in the first place.

I guess I'm officially old now because I don't know who "Skrillex" is nor what the fuck a "Yeezus" is. Those sentences are completely stream of consciousness for me.

Fortunately for his argument they're bad movies anyway.

I remain attached to the more pleasing aesthetics of the original Transformers, regardless of the cartoon's nature as a commercial in disguise.

I didn't grow up with original Transformers.

Optimus riding Grimlock is one of the worst things about the movie, and I haven't even seen it yet.

I love Transformers (the cartoon) and all it's spin-off and other adaptation (Robot in Disguise, Beast Wars, and so on).

This is a movie that has a Ken Watanabe-voiced autobot who calls Optimus Prime 'sensei,' is named 'Drift,' and speaks in Haiku.

That is not awesome. That is dumb and racist. (In a fashion of racism not contained in hatred, but a fashion of racism that reduces ethnicities to stereotypes)

I honestly didn't feel that way at all, but keep in mind I grew up with the NES, so my opinion of what makes a game "tough" is colored by endless childhood afternoons playing Faxanadu and Battletoads.