This comment makes me genuinely worry for you. Please stay safe out there. :(

So sorry. Even if it feels like no one else has ever been as stressed as you, many of us can relate. Work stress with family pressure piled on top of it is a double whammy. I've found therapy is one of the best things I ever tried to deal with current stress and to manage it long term. Or if that's not doable, tonglen…

Well, there goes my dream of them having a three way relationship with Vincent Price so they could fulfill their destiny to be known as the celebrity relationship name Price Waterhouse Cooper.

What are you even sayin yes I'm old and crabby auggggggghhhhhhh

I harbor an immense dislike for Teigen. But I had to give her this. #meatloafgetsmeeverytime

Bette Midler makes it seem like life beyond 30, 40, 50 could be totally awesome. Kourtney is workout bragging only I'm not jealous. Chrissy Teigen is meatloaf bragging and I think I like it.

Serious, parental Powers warms my heart.

Maybe. Maybe not. I want the truth!

Please tell me Olivia isn't selfying herself but closing her eyes to make it look like she's not. Please.

That sounds like something I'd do. As my therapist would say, it probably seemed way worse to you than anyone else there. And if people judged you for seeming nervous or for what you said, so what? That's on them. We were all born single, we all shit single, and we'll all go to the grave single. Anyone who gives you…

Okay

Then you need to stay in more.

Making people click on an article expecting one thing, then saying, "Just kidding, some stupid gossip blog made it up," is the point of DirtBag? I've been reading it for years and I didn't get that impression. if that really is the point that blows.

Your comment plus your avatar equals awesome.

haha, amazing!

Your comment confuses me, as it's posted on an article giving publicity to a celebrity feud. Are you calling yourself a simpleton? Or am I a simpleton because I'm missing your point?

It's always scariest when the really nice person yells or gets mad.

Agree on all counts!

What is that from? Is that real anger or acting? Because if someone shot me that look I'd piss myself.

Yes! Just take out the reference to Kerry at all in that part and, voila! Nice.