Step 1. Buy a small "sports band" for your smartphone/PMP

You know that the desserts are named in alphabetical order, right?

Lets say they had bad home lives. Is that not also correlation? Their parents were typically inattentive? Also correlation.

Silly Gizmodo, Macs can't get viruses.

No WinPho love?

The Mango SDK came out MONTHS before the OS was released, same with iOS 4 and 5.

And I'm saying I disagree with that policy.

News agencies should not be allowed to reveal pictures or name of people who are "Allegedly" guilty, until they are declared guilty. If he's proven innocent, his name and image are irrevocably smeared.

'nuff said.

"But it has 3G's, and the wifi"

Oh, my mistake. That'll teach me for trying to skim read. Thanks for not being a tool about it ;)

Feature, not future.

Not true. For instance, and this is a rather poignant one, how would you currently go about writing/compiling a smartphone/tablet app on existing tablets (excluding those running Windows)?

this is a Gizmodo article on the Nokia N9: [gizmodo.com]

Males fap. Females schlick. Get your terminology correct, Gizmodo.

Man, what about Google Go! (yes, the language includes the exclamation mark)?

Java is to Javascript as Ham is to Hamster

5'9" male, average size hands. I can do laps around the edge of my Dell Venue Pro's 4.1" screen with my thumb. The content of this article is BS.

I believe the word is "shuddered"

Then don't. Just don't buy it. If none of the features seem amazing, just buy a cheap iPhone 4 from someone who got the iPhone 4S, or hold out 12months and get Apple's next shiny. Nobody is forcing you to buy this stuff, and by buying it you're sending Apple the message that you're okay with mediocrity, which means…