It's the midsection of a fat guy wearing blue jeans and a red shirt (that's a few sizes too small)

Until one child falls, slightly injures themselves, and the parents sue them.

THAT'LL BE FOUR DOLLARS, BABY! YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?!

Fruit and Nuts are some of the most calorie rich foods out there. Fruits have heaps of sugar. What they're missing is a lot of nutritional content. Veg are way more important in a healthy diet than fruit.

Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

I'm in Queensland (top right state), its been consistently 37+ celsius (100 farenheit) for the past 2 weeks. I've burned through 2 modem routers.

I present Australia's alternative. Each note is a single unique color. This means they can still look tasteful, while being easily differentiated.

I actually think there will be no in-built disc drive at all, but instead a disc-drive addon that they can price gouge for.

Hulk has broken adamantium before, but that's the only case I know of, of set adamantium being damaged or reshaped in any way.

Well, technically it is correct and true, but he was being a rules lawyer.

*Apple's previous use of the term "usable area"

Well that fancy-schmancy equation is phythagoras theorem. It's taught to 10 year olds.

"And how you add 0.9 diagonal inches and come away with 67 percent more useable area is a conundrum that will have mathematicians scratching their heads for eons to come"

Maybe Kell Porter has a unique relationship with her mother where that kinda talk is a funny joke. But that tweet makes her look like a tool.

Like.

And 35% from living in Russia

I'm not sure about where you're from, but here in Australia, we pronounce 'new' as 'nyoo', and 'μ' as 'myoo', so it does rhyme, at least to me.

The 10" is the New iPad. The 7,85" is the μ iPad (mu iPad).

Comic Sans' problem is that it's being used in cases it wasn't designed for. For instances where you want to imply casualness or levity, comic sans is fine. For anything else, there is a better typeface/font for the job.

Barney Rubble built it in a cave, with scrap! /Iron Man Reference